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justsomeantifas:

everyone in politics: oh shit, if donald trump did this it would completely DESTROY his presidency

donald trump: does exactly that

everyone in politics: okay, shit okay where are the consequences

everyone in politics: oh right, we support and uphold a system that fucks over the people at basically any cost, carry on trump

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supacutiepie:

blanska:

lokiwholockfactory:

xxchumanixx:

Hilarious🥀👐

This is so my favorite Thor movie

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

reblogged 9 months ago with 23,300 notes

joshua-wright:


This is actually a reworking of a pre-Slack Wyrm post I made to Tumblr about four years ago, so if you’ve been following me for a while, you might remember it. I just couldn’t resist adding the cockatrice into the Slack Wyrm world. I love him so much! :)

reblogged 10 months ago with 170,200 notes

cykelops:

straight people mad at “gays only event” jokes like they dont restrict blood donations, hotels, schools, jobs, and adoption. Zzzzzzzzzz

reblogged 10 months ago with 93,900 notes

starkdusts:

me when someone tells me shit like “you know all these meds are actually worse for you they turn you into a zombie ://”, “you should try yoga”, “why dont you exercise more”:

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flurgburgler:

My husband just referred to sand as heterosexual glitter

I don’t like heteronormativity.  It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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realvivianjames:

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This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

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Tide got him but he’s ok.

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He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

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His best bud just showed up to help him.

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Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

OH NO!

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CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

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WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

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IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

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THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

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I THINK THIS IS IT!

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SHE’S APPROACHING!

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YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

This is too pure

reblogged 10 months ago with 543,388 notes

corpuscaiiosum:

corpuscaiiosum:

mornington-the-crescent:

coolmanfromthepast:

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disneyforprincesses:

Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.

You’ve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs

she did a tad more than “design” them

(Id go so far as to say “tactical textile engineer”

And since the fabrics have to be comfortable as well, she’s a tactile tactical textile engineer.

And since the uniforms also had to look stylish and not gaudy, she’s a tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

And since she was making suits for superheroes of color in the 50′s she’s a tolerant tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer

Tiny tolerant tasteful tactile textile engineer

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just-shower-thoughts:

Stephen Hawking was born on the same date that Galileo died, and died on the same date that Einstein was born.

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just-shower-thoughts:

Stephen Hawking is currently getting a full walking tour of ALL the universe’s mysteries.